Showing posts with label 废话连篇. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

金橙武 & 金瓶武

Osai: 骂骂,zomok泥近来酱夜肥家?
妈妈: 乖Osai,妈妈做OT呀!
Osai: 骂骂,zomok泥要做喔踢?
妈妈: 乖Osai,年关近了。。。嘿嘿嘿。。。妈妈是为了花红呀!
Osai: 骂骂,zomok为了红花?可以拿来吃的呀?
妈妈: 乖Osai,这时候还不假死弄到很忙酱。。。
到时新年哪里有钱去萨瓦蹄kap叫只金橙武喔?
你哪里可以去Hotel看你的金瓶武喔?

来!为了我们的金橙武和金瓶武。。。
奋斗))))))
冲刺))))))
加班))))))
加油))))))
SaWaTiKapMaKai)))))




Saturday, December 13, 2014

好想好想

此刻的我,好想。。。


女杀手重出江湖

yeah~b4 表演。。。
先 mask mask 先~~~


Saturday, November 30, 2013

无聊yoyo

我是个很无聊的人

无论是上班


为何是红色的?杏仁茶配红火龙果(咬了挤汁进去,哈哈)
就变美美的火龙杏仁茶咯~~

 去吃饭路旁
用雨伞“吊”水翁,不要讲我坏,因为每天下雨会掉完。。。浪费呀!
那主人又不吃。。。
 mamak time。。。
 dinner time 
 天呀!monster吃掉了太阳!!!!



无聊篇:龙猫






Sunday, June 16, 2013

人生少了无聊会很无聊

tea time~~
 yummy~
 我素淑鸟,抹抹嘴~~
呼。。。好舒服捏~~

 嗯。。。花儿。。。看起来好好吃喔。。。
 吃了花儿。。。死廖。。。



Wednesday, April 3, 2013

11关

听了消息
不懂是不是心情好
直过11关!
(在没有爱心的加持下喔)
BRAVO!!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

惊心的留言


有天,姐夫
“Hong,你得空去看你的blog留言区har!你姐看了那留言哭得半死呀!”
“???哭得半死???” 
“???道有人批我乃嫁不出命所以哭得半死???”
"恩,不可能,如果是的,我姐是哭100%死了。。不会半死的。。"

著疑惑开留言,找找找。。。嘻嘻,mail box有点乱(#^_^#) paisay~
千辛万苦之下于找到,猜猜是谁留的言?
也也~就是人家的X男朋友啦(#^o^#)

呼。。。

(皆因我忘了在blog写什么了,死咯。。。是不是因写他坏话所以他来找我算账咧?)
快快看下我写什么  
恩。。。scan了,没屎没屎。。。啊!soli,吓到写错,屎没屎。。
soli,是没事。。。没写他捞塞捞在戏院,餐厅,巴刹和Pasar Malam的事,哈哈哈~

喔,看下先,。。。

“ Its destine we are together and its fate that we are separate. I hold no grudge against you or anyone as this decision is based on us and no one else. Maybe separation is a good things for both of us. I go my ways and you pursuit your happiness in travel and photography.

That was then. I also thank you for the fond memories you have given to me, the laughter, the happiness, the artistic side of things and bringing me to place where i dream of not going. Thank you. 

Alas, all good things comes to an end and maybe that particular time, we are still naive and both also stubborn on the matter. I do not blame who requested the breakup but thinking back, we have good time during the years we were together. So let's bygone be bygone.

I see you doing heaps of traveling and you are happy with your life which is good. Its not easy to let go such a good relationship even tho we did argue like any other couples but now I am glad and happy to see you moving forward on a positive note. 

As for me, I'm working at midvalley and my daughter is around 2 years and 3 months, name is Renee Sew Sze kei and an adorable daughter she is. My wife also working at midvalley too in advertising and event firm.

Since you say thank you to me for doing all those things, I would like to thank you back for sharing a few years of your life with me. 

Cheers

David Sew  ” 




Arr!是我最不喜欢的。。。鸡肠!@-@'A
oh no!哼!明知道人家英文程度有够烂的竟然还写angmo信给人家!!哼!这很明显要我死桀!
嘿嘿,幸好我聪明(哪里像我姐去查字典查了5个钟头,呵呵)知道这世界有一伟大发明 - google translate (^_^)v

一translatie后。。。
喔!原来是说我现在变美了!美若天仙。。。
喔!说我现在看起来年轻过以前。。。
喔!说很后悔当年追过我,害得他买大便纸给我大便到破产。。。
咦?奇怪?我哪里有每天大便?哼。。。两个钟头一次而已了嘛。。。

来,快快回覆先(拿著字典ing)
Oh my dear David, i am fine. 
I see u fine so i fine also…
if i see u no fine then i no fine also…
luckily now i see u fine so i can fine also….
then may i know if u see me no fine then u fine or not?…


 。。。呼!hulamak!!!


累死!!!!乌龟。。。不写啦!写回文!
David u go translate to English ur self la!

亲爱的杰杰,哈哈哈!伯父母都好吧?偶尔在云CoffeeBean也会看下有没有伯父驾Harley Davidson Motor 很Smart的踪影喔!(真的很smart,我每次见他都吞口水的说)也非常感谢伯母赞助我去Australia豪华团,让我觉得旅行是一件很赞的事情。你呢?。。。女儿很乖巧吧?(我家Osai就很乖^.^) 生个儿子?明年是龙年woo。。。加油喔!(^O^)//……etc 到你安定了下来,我也很安心啦!大家努力生活啦!byebye!

p/s: 至于我姐看了那留言哭得半死。。。我非常怀疑我姐是想念他。。。的脚毛而哭
(因他的脚毛是直的,我姐的是卷的),嘻嘻

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Osai 写大字

Osai看了路人爸爸的blog后。。。
写了这字

哈哈哈,真pandai hor?

Friday, July 16, 2010

剪发和染色后的Osai

帮Osai剪了发,染了色。。。


可爱吗?Photobucket

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Monday, July 12, 2010

一座山

早上起身,望望屋外
咦?zomok一夜之间多了座的????
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以前?????
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恩。。。别理它。。
咦?zomok座山会移动的?
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去客厅,它也去
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形影不离
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奇怪的是,它总在我面前
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去厨房喝杯水,吓到木雕猫
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去大便,它也不怕大便臭
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恩。。。快迟到了!!
快快化妆吧!哎呀!!镜子也被黑山挡住了。。。
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???难道我还没睡醒?

还是在发梦???

。。。

往下看,
GANASAI OSAI!!!!!!
死Sombong样!!!整个头翘到顶间到处走。
一副你看?我几厉害的样子
哼!!预测中了世界杯冠军都不用酱吧???
真是的!!!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

天才狗Osai预测今年世界杯的冠军

这个展示品我很喜欢,赞!!!!
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_________________cimagan line_____________________
回家
叫Osai预测今年世界杯的冠军
Osai听了点点头

立刻就弄了S形的。。。
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嘿嘿,我家Osai是不是厉害过章鱼呢?

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

逆我意者。。。打)))))

那天德国赢了阿根廷之后, Osai给我打倒猪头炳酱
哼!谁叫她和她的主人我唱反调?


我穿浅蓝...... ,而她
却穿黑色 ......
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打死她)))))